hitler isn’t interested in bitches
i have never seen someone look so angry about touching a boob
he’s also wearing a glove while touching said boob.
i cannot stop laughing omfg
hilter u ok
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My way of thinking goes like this- grow hair long enough to tie it back like so, decide that it looks like shit long, decide to cut it short again. Sense, it makes none.
Laura came round to my flat yesterday to impress me with her culinary skills. Needless to say things didn’t exactly go to plan…
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Seems like IKEA are really shaking things up this year. In addition to the previously announced TV set, they’re also going to release a digital camera made of cardboard called Knäppa (“Snap”). It’ll hold 40 photographs at a time and plugs directly into your USB port. While it’s not the prettiest camera the world has ever seen, I do love the idea of a screen-less digital camera that brings people back to the wait-and-see days of film.
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The parish is stuck in the past.
Everybody say hi to Baldrick and Thaddeus- Baldrick’s the grey rat and Thaddeus is the one rocking the fierce racing stripe down his back. This pair were totally worth the £9 taxi journey and covert operation to sneak their massive cage into Storthes without security catching us.
basically. I’m the worst person to sleep with. I’ll push you into the wall or onto the edge of the bed
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“The photographs in this picture gallery may look like they been Photoshopped or assembled with dead insects, but the ants in these images are very much alive. Russian photographer Andrey Pavlov spends hours setting up fairytale scenes. He studied ants, and saw that they all follow a very specific path when they’re working. So he put his props on their trail, and photographed the insects interacting with his miniature ‘stage sets’.”
“Ant Tales” Photo Series by Andrey Pavlov
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You know that the romance has officially gone out of your relationship when your boyfriend turns to you and goes “So yeah, after we’ve finished this, can I interest you in relations of a sexual nature?”
